Hi my name is Parker (she/her). Been on this earth a whole 19 years and frankly- I hate it. face tag- give me notes . my posts- shut up park .
i root for all of my mutuals even if we don’t talk ❗❗ i see u an hope ur doin well an hope ur achieving ur goals 👀👏💓
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If you’re reading this I hope in 2019 you get
- Financial Stability
- Love
- Job oppotunities
- To travel
- Peace
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Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.
I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.
Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.
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What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.
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Valuable information if some of your prized books were affected by recent flooding. The video even shows you what to do if you can’t dry the book out right away.
relevant reblog
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the furry tinder guy who gave me minecraft: do you think youd want to loose your virginity to me lol
me:
i might as well delete my tumblr because I will never be funnier than this
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like to charge reblog to cast
2018 sucked ass but we’re not giving up y’all
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i’ve been on this site for 7 years i know damn well it’s not gonna get deleted. i’m not even a little nervous. not even god could kill this site
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